Thursday, April 30, 2009

QUOTE...

...OF THE DAY

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of @#$!.'

...YUM, it's in the shape of a Hershey's Kiss.

Got this via e-mail and just had to bloggit,
because just as it said in the subject line... It's true!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tahoe vs. Telephone Pole...

...Revisited!
The original blurb about the crash was posted on March 9th.
This awesome illustration was done by
the neighbor
kid that happened to go
along for the [wild] ride.

In his 4th grade class they each had to write a
story about something and this was his topic of choice...

Another funny side note to the incident is that at the exact time
I was on my
cell phone with my brother-in-law telling me he'd
crashed my car, my neighbor
was on her cell phone telling
the neighbor kids mom that he'd gone along
for the ride and that
yes, he was with a responsible and safe driver
!

Here's another pic of the damage...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

wHo NeEdS tOyS...

When you've got
masking tape...



Friday, April 24, 2009

Ha Ha U So Funny...

This is a book my parents(aka: Grandma & Grandpa Far Away as G3 calls them)gave to G2 for his Birthday...
he loves it!

Not that G2 needs any help being funny,
he's our little comedian.
Here's more of his hilarious homework...



In case you can't read it, I will translate:
Because I'm so smart!!!!

And... I figured it out with my Ellsworth Excelling Eagles Brain.
And... I already knew it in first grade.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

G2's Birthday Party...

The Invitation.. Target Practice... The Tower of Tasty Donuts...





Ginorma
donut...


Our
SURPRISE
visitor
apprehends
the
birthday
boy!




15 boys and a plethora of Sugar Infested treats...
Good Times were had by all!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Me & the Peapod...

This vintage artwork came from a folder
of stuff my parents had filed away from my
Elementary School days. So I would have been
somewhere in the single digits when I made it.
Just for the record...
I don't remember ever being put to bed without food,
I wonder what the teacher thought about that.
*****

Monday, April 13, 2009

Tune in Tokyo...

Here's one of the boys being wild and crazy as usual.
I got a good laugh when I took a closer look!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Doodle of the Fam by G3

I love this work of art!
We're like domino people!
Hmm... I wonder what the extra dots on me and
The Taller Half are supposed to be?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

A Pocket Full of...


... all kinds of crazy stuff! I never know what I will find in the boys pockets when I am doing laundry. There is usually always plenty of sand, but I've come across many other random and strange things over the years. For a time I would find empty sugar packets in G1's pockets. That was during his sugar eating phase, which I think is over now.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Totally Hilarious.....

I was checking G2's homework and got a good laugh!
It was a must share!