SUM MO ENGRISH...

From a cheap airsoft gun, obviously not made in the USA

MOMB SCARE....

  

Hmmm, could this be a recipe for disaster?
Found this awhile back in G1's bedroom!
$1 each...  gotta give him credit for being so  
entrepreneurial minded!

YOU'VE GOT SPAM!

Having pictures of me clothed all over FB would be bad enough! 
Naked?  Yikes, what could possibly be more frightening?
This e-mail said it was from a friend.
I suppose if it were true, only a real friend would warn you about it.   
Hopefully my friends will never have to warn me of anything more 
than broccoli in my teeth, a rogue booger, or big white zits.

YEAH RIGHT!

Save some for later? 

Ha! Ha! That's funny!

I love me some chocolate NOW, not later. 
Unlike the Taller Half, I most tragically DO NOT have
the ability to restrain myself.  WAY TOO MANY times I have
found 1/4th or even 1/8th of a candy bar wrapped up all 
teeny tiny like, just sitting on the couch or next to his 
computer because he decided to save it for later.  

MOTHER KNOWS BEST!

This was the first note I wrote. 

He didn't think it was funny 
and refused to take it. 

G1 extra crispy!

NICE TRY BIG BRO...

G1's version of the chore chart.