WHAT THE?...

...plain toasted bread floating in milk? 

I know people that eat macaroni in milk,

 which is just plain old cooked macaroni in warm milk.  

And I thought that was disgusting, but

I have to say the floating toast wins!  UGH! 

A ZOO FOR CARNIVORES?

Some Zoo's will let you feed, pet, or
even adopt an animal, but digest them?

An obvious mammoth mistake in the yellow pages! :)

LOVE THIS SHIRT!

Perfect shirt for G3.  

Found this one @ Goodwill for only $1 - SCORE!  

He's a rabid sports fan and is super competitive.
But be warned: if he doesn't win, he'll be the one crying!

WHAT'S HANGIN?

My soap has a...

din·gle·ber·ry  [ding-guhl-ber-ee]

noun, plural din·gle·ber·ries.

Slang . a small clot of dung, as clinging to the hindquarters of an animal.

*I feel the need to explain why the soap is gangrene: 

it's a bar of Kiss My Face, aloe vera & olive oil soap.

BEST WEG EVER!

Looking forward to the Holidays...
I LOVE a White Elephant Gift Exchange. 
They're my fave! 
This was the priceless gem I scored last year!

LIFE'S A BEACH!

Not only was the beach WAY TOO CROWDED,

this was the view!  UGH!  

Hey Mr. Hungry Bum, ever heard of a swim shirt? 
You know, the kind with UV protection?
You should get one, I think your muffin top is burning!

STALKER?

awesome vintage car, even more awesome....

 lipsticked message on the window: 
I've been trying 
to get a hold of you for like 
3 days :(  call me back!  
I love you... heart... :]

When stalk texting just isn't effective, go old school! :)

LOVE THE HONESTY...

G3 Keepin it real with his sentences,  by telling it like it is!

Sentence #2 is pretty funny,
but I'm obviously talking about #3 here! :)

GERIATRIC BASKET...

A special gift for an uncle who recently celebrated his 65th birthday!

Could have given him just a card, but where is the fun in that?

I went to the 99 cents only store and scored a sweet deal - as always -
on a basketful of useful, yet disturbing geriatric supplies.

I was disappointed that they did not have clear basket bags,

 so I had to improvise a bit and came up with this: 

Congrats on making it to 65 

and entering a new season in life!  

 May it be full of fun, excitement & Joy :) 

(Joy is his wife's name - so, good pun there!)

Until the last leaf falls!