MOTHER KNOWS BEST!

This was the first note I wrote. 

He didn't think it was funny 
and refused to take it. 

G1 extra crispy!

NICE TRY BIG BRO...

G1's version of the chore chart.

OUCH!

DOH! This looks like it hurt coming out!
Great S shaped bend, nicely pinched off,
Dr. OZ would be impressed!

RED FLAG...

Found this on the Taller Half's dresser one day?  Wait...
exactly what kind of exercise?
Turns out it came with a  piece of exercise equipment that hooks onto the door.  If someone were to open the door while you were using it, it could slam into you & do some major damage.  Could be useful for another moment of exercise as well.... open the door on that and you'd have some major damage to your psyche!

Yellow P

Of course the P would be yellow!

Got tissues, need issues?.....

....or got issues, need tissues?

as seen in the newsletter from G3's class...

Yep, I've got those! Lots of them!
And I'm pretty sure with 28 kids in the class, his teacher does too!

UNDERWIRE FOR YOUR MUFFIN TOP?

OK, you get 1 guess...

what store sells

daisy duke overalls?


WALMART, of course!

Fortunately I discovered them on the rack and
not with someone 3 sizes too big spilling out of them.
But stayed tuned... summer is just around the corner...
it'll happen!