Got tissues, need issues?.....

....or got issues, need tissues?

as seen in the newsletter from G3's class...

Yep, I've got those! Lots of them!
And I'm pretty sure with 28 kids in the class, his teacher does too!

UNDERWIRE FOR YOUR MUFFIN TOP?

OK, you get 1 guess...

what store sells

daisy duke overalls?


WALMART, of course!

Fortunately I discovered them on the rack and
not with someone 3 sizes too big spilling out of them.
But stayed tuned... summer is just around the corner...
it'll happen!

I went just for dessert....

severed brownies anyone?

Mother of the Year Award Anyone?

This is from the bulletin board just outside G3's classroom.
All the adorable 2nd graders wrote about their favorite books.
And guess who wrote this one?

I'm a bit surprised it made the board!

What the?...

....UNfreaking believable!
what will they think of next?

Get yours today at
Bed Bath and WAY Beyond
or should I say...
Bed Bath and Behind!

Nothing beats....

....telling it like it is!

Simplicated...

These are the instructions that came
with a game my brother got for Christmas.
Engrish anyone?

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