QUOTE...

...OF THE DAY

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of @#$!.'

...YUM, it's in the shape of a Hershey's Kiss.

Got this via e-mail and just had to bloggit,
because just as it said in the subject line... It's true!