MAXImum craftiness...

4 MAXI pads

+

1 Hot glue gun

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Decorative foam stickers

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One hilarious

White Elephant Gift

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THESE!

i know...
me & my mad crafting skills,
don't be jealous!

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What the?

G1 just got back from a 2 week trip with

my parents to visit his cousins back East.

Before picking him up at the airport,

we knew he had a 'special surprise' for us.

(from my brother and his wife)

We'd sent him with a fresh shave...
(using the # 1 attachment so he still had some hairs)
Well, they bic'd him down to nothin.!

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But wait, there's more...

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A little bonus in the back!

G2 noticed it first and his response was... what the?
My dad was telling everyone who noticed that he has

so many grandkids he has to number them!

Hmmm, I'd say it looks more like...

Usually I only post things that I take pictures of myself,
but I saw a link for this on Yahoo and I couldn't resist.
Supposedly, it's a 35,000 year old ivory sculpture of a woman.
How do they know it's not really just
a pile of petrified cave man turd?

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Pads for Mothers Day...

Got these from the Taller Half...
We've always wanted to try them.
Stay tuned to find out who is more

-TOXIC-

I got a wild hair and decided to make

cinnamon rolls this morning. You can't

tell in this pic, but they turned out HUGE,
even bigger than a cinnabon!

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G3 & I had an interesting conversation
while I was rolling the dough;

G3: "Mom that looks like a part of your body"

Me: "Do you mean my stomach?"

G3: "Yeah it looks like your tummy, but
it doesn't have a belly button."

This card was from all 3 boys...
I love that it has a pacifier.
G3 was a nuk man and always had to
have one, but it had to be upside down.
If we put it in right side up, he'd
always flip it over, even in his sleep!

Another of G3's domino people.
Mystery solved... I asked him what
was up with the dots and he said it
was my "privacy" and my belly button!
I've put in a request for clothing on his
next drawing of me!

A very creative card and a
bouquet of hands from G3!

This super crafty one is from G2...
What does he mean by...
"She feeds me sometimes?"

An awesome card from G1
He made it for me at school!

No need to fear...

...no swine flu here!

So Purty...

...I couldn't resist!

Package of curlers $1

Putting them in G1's hair in the night...

Priceless!

How to NOT get a reply...

My sister is on a singles site
and scored this gem...

Oiy, Red Flag!...
When i saw your profile i was really attracted to it because
u were looking so Beautiful and i could not stop looking
at ur profile pictures so I decided to mail you.

Creepy Vibe Inducing...
I wish I could see through your eyes so I would know what
you like to see. I wish I knew your wishes, so I could give
you everything you want. I wish I dreamed the same dreams
you do, and together we could make them come true. I wish
I knew what makes you happy, so I could make you the
happiest person in the whole world.

Totally and Completely Phobifying...
And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,
so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart.